“Lynne: We’re still missing your Social Security Survey [This is our third and FINAL attempt]. “Hi! It’s Tammy Duckworth”. “Hi, It’s Jon Ossoff.” “Hi Family, it’s Cory Booker.” (Are we supposed to be related?!) “Hey Miss Lin, it’s Maxwell Frost…you’ve been selected to represent your zip code.”
11:46 p.m. “Hi Lynne: you’re the last person in your zip code who hasn’t responded to my survey. Can you please respond before midnight?”
Interlude (Not from ActBlue): Knix Anniversary Sale Ends Next Week [and your favorite panties are almost sold out]
6:33 a.m. “Your Medicare Survey is attached…only NINE QUESTIONS!” Enter Stop to Quit.
“…you’re the last endorsement we need!” “We have SIX HOURS left to save Social Security.” “Hi Lyn.” “Hi Lynnie,” “Hi Louise.” “Miss Lynn, will you pitch in just $1 today to become a FOUNDING DONOR…?” Really? I’ve entered stop to quit. “Thank you for everything you’ve done but I need $500,000 to reach my goal….” “There’s no time to lose which is why I’m asking YOU to join my team…”
Interlude (Not from DSCC): Naked & Thriving: Take A Spa Day on Us
“We will crush MAGA if EVERYONE gives $10!” “Make an early $15 donation today for TOP IMPACT.” “Can you rush $37 or anything you can spare…?? ” “Please rush $45 or anything you can afford to support the No Kings Act, then (and only then??!) read every word of this text.” “President Barack Obama gave us a call to action and Americans EVERYWHERE answered his call…except for YOU…”
“Hi Zip Code 90042, it’s James Carville. I won’t lie. I’m about to talk your freakin’ ears off. We’re inches away from taking back the House.”
Interlude (Not from Democracy Headquarters): Ways to Increase Your Breast Size Naturally
4:43 p.m. “Lynne: We’re STILL missing your social security survey.” [Attempts four through seventeen]. Entering stop to quit, you effin’ liars!
“Dear LynneElaineThompson, my mother is running for Congress in Eagle, Idaho; can you help her out…?” “Dear LynneET, I’m five years old (see picture to see how cute I am) and my favorite uncle is running for Postmaster in Mountain Home, Arkansas; can you help him out?” “Dear Mis lyne, you don’t know me but could you send money? I need $1 million.”
“Our war chest is virtually empty and NO ONE in your zip code has answered.” “But I still have hope because there are people like my mommy in this fight….”
Interlude: (just before another midnight):
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Bread Pudding
My mother’s irked, tries to insult me: you write poems. In reply, I irk: you make bread pudding. We separate. When people hungry for some sweet thing stick to rib she says and says, to which I insist the same with poems. She raises an eyebrow. Some people don’t understand a single word just like they don’t understand you keeping the mystery of your making secret from us for so many years then Mother goes quiet, breaks the days-old bread into pieces in a large, green bowl, takes milk from where it and three eggs keep cold, melts butter, adds cinnamon, ginger, and raisins to the bowl, seasons all of it with her Caribbean fingers, then turns the goop into a pan to bake until it’s Bequia-brown & I knead my poems just like that.
Lynne Thompson served as Poet Laureate for the City of Los Angeles (2021-2022) and received a Laureate Fellowship from the Academy of American Poets. She is the author of four collections of poetry, most recently Blue on a Blue Palette (BOA Editions, 2024). Thompson serves on the Boards of Scripps College, the Poetry Foundation, Los Angeles Review of Books, and is the current President of Cave Canem. Her recent work can be found or is forthcoming in the Georgia Review, Kenyon Review, and Gulf Coast, among others.